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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 15:20
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
No go.
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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How do I build rapport with anybody?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons